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Welcome to mine famous hot dog
stand. I hopes mew has a wonderfur day at this years FIF fourth of July celebration.
Shamus: Mewie buds, and
buddettez, Line up furr da best hotz dawgz mew haz eber tasted! I cooked dem mineownself, dey is mine original famous Shamus
hot dawgs. Dere bez purrlenty of chipz and sodaz furr mewz here too. Hey Selkie, no shoving at the back
of da line!
Bash: Yo Shamus, don't beez picking
on mine beautifur Selkie Sue. Her da sweetiest fing dere iz. Her not shoving anymewz, mwe is necking! Mew haw!
Selkie: Yeah, Shamus, and if mew
isz making a cwack about mine weight, Iz gonna bitez mewew ears!
Jezebel: Selkie gonna beez mine
sisfur-in-law, be nice to her, mine luff. Dis such a nice day fur da 4th celebrwation and let me sayz how catsome mew
is in dat hat! It makes mewer blue eyez shine!
Shamus: Mine eyes is nuffing catpared
to mewer beauty, dear one. Mew knowz I worked hard to make diz a special day fur mew, mine sweet lady Jezebel, nuffing
is too gude fur mew!
Ben: Ahem, Ahemmm! Dem sure
lookz like mighty fine dogz! I might just habe 3 of dem! Mew gotz any nipz beer hidden amongst dem sodaz?
Murff: Whatz a natter wiff mew Ben?
Only 3 of dem? Iz gonna habe 5, I getz real hungry! Iz da Lion King, Mew know! Roarrrrrr!!
Ben: Maybe so, but Iz BTTB Bently!
So dont mess wiff me, brofur! MOL!!
Bear Doggie: I smell Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!!!
Whoopz, hot DOGZ!!.. Mew wantz me to eat DOGZ?
Dixie: "Oh, Bear Doggie, Dear, dey is
just weinerz, mew can eat weinerz! Hey Shamus, gibe Bear a bacon wraped weiner! Dem sure smellz gude! Iz will habe a bacon
one too!
After everyone ate dere fill... dey made dere
way to da ridez.!!!
Billy: I will stand here
and wait, Firefly, for mew to finish mewer merry-go-round ride.
Firefly: I wontz be long, Billy.
Ize making sure Pickles dontz fall off her horsie. Her just a liddle kidden, mew know.
Billy: Mew will make a wonderfur mumfur,
mine cutey-pie!
Firefly thinks to herself, "Oh Billy,
dere iz somfing about mine past I haven't told mew." ( A Mystery!)
Shadow Leigh: Member when mwe were kiddens
growing up, Firefly? Mwe waz frisky, liddle things!
Magick: Mew is still a frisky, liddle
fing, Shadow Leigh! Teeheehee! I haze da bestest times wiff mew!
Pickles: Wheeeeeee!!! I luffs
da merry-go-round! Hey, why is mine horsie going around in circles when Shamus' horsie is getting to go off into da
woods?
Royal: Hey, mwe needz more ice!
Mine Nipz beer is getting warm! Send somekitty to get ice!
Spock: Shamus is on hiz way to get ice
now! See him going down dat path on him horsie?
Dragon: Did somekitty say, "Hi Ho, Silver,
Away?"
Spock: No, him said, "Hi Ho, Sgt. Pepper,
Away!"
Dragon: Who waz dat masked man?
Tux: Hey, Biggie, you sure waz smart
to grab da biggest hotdog to eat!
Biggie: Fanks, Tux, I iz glad mew reckin-eyes
how smart I iz! Even doh mine Meowmie says I iz not the sharpest nife in da drawer!
Tux: Dese Kwispy Kwemes iz delicious! Yumm!
Royal: Don't eat up all dose Kwispy
Kwemes just cuz dey iz so close to mew, Tux
Biggie: Yeah, leave some more fur me!
Tux: How is mew gonna habe room after
dat big hot dawg mew iz eating?
Shadow Leigh: Pickles is so cute, is
she sweet or dill?
Magick: Ize sure Biggie finks shez a
dilly!
Royal: Maybe I should go and kiss Pickles,
it looks like Ize running for office! Anykitty got an office?
All da kitties laughed and had a good time
and den headed off to see da fireworks!
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